Three Italian Nuns Die And Go To Heaven John Simmon | March 23, 2023 | Story of The Day | No Comments Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.” The first nun says, “I want-a to be Sophia Loren” and *poof!* she’s gone. The second says, “I want-a to be Madonna” and *poof!* she’s gone. The third says, “I want-a to be Sara Pipalini.” St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says. “Sara Pipalini” replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says “I’m sorry but that name just doesn’t ring a bell.” The nun then takes a newspaper out … The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says “No Sister, this says ‘Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days!’” Related Posts Queen Camilla Reportedly ‘Outraged’ by Prince Harry’s ‘Loving Son PR Stunt’ Visit to Father No Comments | Feb 24, 2024 A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months No Comments | Feb 14, 2023 “Prince William’s First Public Statement: Updates on the Health of His Wife and Parents” No Comments | Feb 22, 2024 When Your Spouse Exhibits These 10 Qualities, Your Marriage Thrives No Comments | Oct 22, 2023 About The Author John Simmon Am a Public health specialists,trained professionals who’s focus is on developing conditions where people can be healthy. I work to make my community as healthy as possible. Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ