Three Italian Nuns Die And Go To HeavenJohn Simmon | March 23, 2023 | Story of The Day | No CommentsThree Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter.He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives,that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.”The first nun says, “I want-a to be Sophia Loren” and *poof!* she’s gone.The second says, “I want-a to be Madonna” and *poof!* she’s gone.The third says, “I want-a to be Sara Pipalini.” St. Peter looks perplexed.“Who?” he says. “Sara Pipalini” replies the nun.St. Peter shakes his head and says “I’m sorry but that name just doesn’t ring a bell.”The nun then takes a newspaper out …The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says“No Sister, this says ‘Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days!’” Related Posts “Helping My Elderly Parents Navigate Housing Decisions: Garage Living or Nursing Home?” No Comments | Mar 4, 2024 “Capturing Toby Keith’s Evolution: A Pictorial Journey from Triumphs to True Passions” No Comments | Feb 7, 2024 My mother-in-law showed up right as I had finally laid down with our 8-month-old. No Comments | Sep 18, 2024 Jack Black’s Epic Sax-A-Boom Performance Delivers the Ultimate Tonight Show Joke! No Comments | Apr 14, 2024About The Author John SimmonAm a Public health specialists,trained professionals who’s focus is on developing conditions where people can be healthy. I work to make my community as healthy as possible.Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:*Email Address:*Website:Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ