A Blonde goes into work
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The Blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone...
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Thoughts Of People Past 70 And Going Towards 80
This is too good not to share. I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in himself? He sent me the following:...
A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a Cat meet God.
All three are greeted at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter, who informs them they have to meet with God. So off they trudge. A few minutes later they enter the palace where God is...
She Opens it to a Guy
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?” The wife replies, “No, he went to the store, but you can...
A 18 year old girl tells her Mum
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows...
THE HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. A mong the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the...
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “Ive been here five years. Im not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows. ” Second Bull: “Ive...
The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does that mean?” She asked. “Adorable, Beautiful,...
A Lonely 70-year-old Woman Wan’t to Marry Again
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: ” Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not...