In the realm of relationships, few issues rival the gravity of infidelity. It has been the catalyst for more marital breakdowns than any other problem and is far from a lighthearted matter.
Nevertheless, there are occasions when humor finds its place even in the context of a cheating spouse, and the result can be uproarious. Such is the essence of the following joke, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
As the story unfolds, a man returns home from work, only to find himself on the receiving end of a barrage of smacks from his wife, accompanied by a flurry of curses.”
“Woah woah woah…what gives?!?” the man says.
The smacking intensifies briefly, and then she let’s up.
“I picked up your coat from the dry cleaners earlier today, and found THIS in the pocket!” his wife exclaims.
She presents a small slip of paper with a woman’s name and some digits on it.
“That?!? Honey it’s the name of a horse I’m betting on this weekend! Come on!!”
Defeated, she apologizes and retreats back to the den.
The next day the man gets home from work, and low and behold she lunges at him again as he walks through the door, smacking him left and right even more violently than the day before, shouting obscenities he didn’t even know she was capable of.
“What did I do this time?!?” the man bellows with his arms guarding his face.
“The HORSE called!”