Counting Games: A Hilarious Newlywed Story
|In any relationship, there are certain questions that tend to come up sooner or later. One common query, especially in the early stages, involves asking about past romantic experiences and the number of partners one has had. While it’s not always the most comfortable conversation, it happens quite frequently.
Here’s a funny story about a newlywed couple dealing with this very question:
A newlywed couple lies in bed, enjoying a quiet moment together. Curiosity gets the best of the husband, and he gently asks his wife, “How many men have you been with?”
The wife remains silent, staring intently at the ceiling.
The husband, thinking she didn’t hear him, asks again, “Come on, you can tell me. How many men have you been with?”
Still, the wife says nothing, her eyes fixed above.
Feeling a bit guilty, the husband apologizes, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could share everything with each other.”
Despite his words, the wife continues her silence. The husband, now feeling a bit defeated, says, “That’s okay, don’t worry about it.”
Determined to show his love, the husband cuddles closer to his wife, showering her with hugs and kisses.
Suddenly, the wife snaps out of her silence. With a frustrated look, she turns to her husband and exclaims, “Oh, come on! You’ve made me lose count!”