Blind Cowboy Walks Into A Biker Bar And Bravely Tells A Joke

What’s your preferred style of humor? It’s likely that our tastes in jokes vary, but there’s also a common thread that many of us can appreciate. Blonde jokes often top the list as one of the most popular types of humor, and even if you happen to be blonde, a well-crafted joke can still tickle your funny bone. Naturally, it’s important that these jokes are not just about poking fun at blonde individuals but that they genuinely deliver humor.

The following joke doesn’t just elicit laughter; it leaves you with a feel-good vibe.

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times’

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