An old lady was stopped to pull
into a parking space,
when a young man in his new red
Mercedes went around her and
parked in the space she was waiting for.
The little old lady was so upset that
she went up to the man and said,
“I was going to park there!”
The man was a real smart alec and he said,
“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”
“Well, this really upset the lady, even more,
So she got in her car and backed
it up and then she stomped on
the gas and plowed straight into his
Mercedes.
The young man ran back to his car
and asked,
“What did you do that for?”
The little old lady smiled and told him,
“That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”
