A Dinner Date Dilemma: A Young Woman’s Nervous Moments

Meeting your significant other’s parents can be one of the more anxiety-inducing situations we encounter in life. We strive to create the best impression, but regrettably, nervousness can often interfere with our intentions.

In the tale that follows, the woman found herself in precisely this predicament, her nervousness taking an unexpected and unfortunate turn. Amidst the dinner they were sharing, her nerves led to an unintended buildup of gas.

She believed she was discreetly handling the situation, but let’s just say, the punchline to this joke concludes with a laughter that will be anything but quiet.

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”.

The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “Darn it Skippy!”

Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

“Darn it Skippy, get away from her before she poops on you!”