70-Year-Old Widow’s Hilarious Newspaper Ad for a Second Shot at Love Goes Viral

Reentering the dating scene can be a peculiar and daunting experience, especially if it’s been a significant amount of time since one was last single. However, the most vital lesson to bear in mind is the importance of remaining open-minded and not hastily passing judgment on others.

In a delightful tale I stumbled upon online, a 70-year-old widow found herself in precisely such a situation. While she was at home one day, the doorbell unexpectedly rang, but she never could have anticipated who stood on the other side.

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A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again…

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!”

The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

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