Granting Wishes with a Genie: A Cautionary Tale

If you were granted one wish, what would it be? Perhaps you’ve pondered this question, and your answer might be rather intriguing.

Wishing for something is a remarkable concept, and it often leads to laughter, especially when it’s wrapped in humor. There is no shortage of jokes involving genies, but we’ve got a gem for you that’s a real standout. This one is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone, and you’ll want to share it repeatedly.

A man walks into a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?”

Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!”

So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small piano out of it and places it on the bar and then a little man as well.

The little man walks up to the piano and starts playing!

The barman is blown away by this and agrees to the drinks and then asks, “Where did you find him?”

“Well,” says the man, “I found this magic lamp.”

The man digs into the box and pulls out this old brass oil lamp. “I rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted me one wish and then he said I must pass the lamp on to the next person that did me a kindness.”

“Wow,” says the barman.

The man then says, “As you gave me a drink I’m going to let you have the lamp. Be careful what you wish for though.”

So the barman rubs the lamp and then makes his wish.

Next thing the bar has ducks everywhere!!! Crapping on the bar and the floor and all over the customers! The barman shouts at the man saying, “I wished for a million Bucks! not a million ducks!”

To this the man replies, “And you think that I wished for a 12-inch Pianist?!”