A woman, her husband, and “the statue” – hilarious! 😂

One night, a woman found herself in a tricky situation when her husband unexpectedly came home while she was with her lover. Thinking quickly, she devised a hilarious plan to cover up the affair.

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband unlocking the front door.
“Hurry!” she whispered urgently. “Stand in the corner!”

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move,” she instructed. “Pretend you’re a statue.”

When her husband entered the bedroom, he immediately noticed the unusual figure. “What’s that?” he asked.
“Oh, it’s a statue,” she replied calmly. “The Smiths got one, and I thought it was such a great idea, I bought one for us too.”

Satisfied with her explanation, the husband said nothing more, and they went to bed.

At 2 a.m., however, the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a beer. Approaching the “statue,” he said, “Here, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths’ house, and nobody offered me anything!”