Waitress Reacts Strongly to Customer’s Inappropriate Request

Waitresses often have challenging jobs. Regardless of what men who work or have worked as waiters may say, women frequently have to deal with issues they don’t even consider. Many times, attractive women are subjected to harassment and unwelcome advances from customers with one thing on their minds (and it’s not food or drink).

Nevertheless, these hardworking professionals, for the most part, maintain their composure and manage to provide ‘service with a smile,’ despite potentially seething with anger on the inside.

However, the waitress in this joke doesn’t hold back when it comes to making it clear to one customer what he can do with his ‘order.

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order:

“What would you like, sir?”

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.”

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns and asks again,

“What would you like, sir?”

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, “A quickie, please.”

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,

“Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘QUICHE.’”

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