Category: Latest Jokes

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: ”   Husband wanted! Must be

A young man wanted to buy a pair of expensive gloves for his sweetheart’s birthday. He went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and asked

The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been

A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it

An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he replies. “Fifty years

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened. Her