CALLER ID….

Caller ID Hello?

Hi honey.

This is Daddy.

Is mommy near the phone?

No, daddy.

Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.

After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you don’t have an Uncle Paul.

Oh yes I do, & he’s upstairs in the room with mommy right now.

Brief pause.

Uh ok then I want you to put the phone down & run upstairs & knock on the door & shout to mommy that daddy’s car just pulled up.

Ok daddy just a min.

A few min later the lil girl comes back to the phone. I did it daddy.

And what happened honey? Well mommy got mommy that daddy’s car just pulled up. Ok daddy just a min.

A few min later the lil girl comes back to the phone. I did it daddy.

And what happened honey? Well mommy got scared, jumped outta bed naked & ran round screamin then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser & now she isn’t movin at all!

OMG!!! What about your Uncle Paul?

He jumped outta the back window into the pool.

But I guess he didn’t know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it & I think hes dead!

Real long pause! Then daddy says, swimming pool?

Is this 486-5732? Lil girl says No I think you have the wrong number.