Onboard Adventure: A Lady’s Scotch at Sea
On a cruise ship, a lady celebrating her 80th birthday decides to enjoy a drink. But what makes her order stand out isn’t just the small amount of alcohol, but the witty response to a question everyone is curious about.
Get ready for a laugh with this charming and clever story!
A lady walked up to the bar on a cruise ship, beaming with excitement. “I’d like a Scotch with just two drops of water,” she told the bartender.
The bartender handed her the drink, and she smiled. “I’m celebrating my 80th birthday today.”
The bartender, with a warm grin, replied, “Happy birthday! This one’s on me, then.”
After finishing her drink, a woman sitting beside her said, “I’d love to buy you a drink too.”
The lady graciously accepted, “Thank you, that’s so kind of you. Bartender, one more Scotch with two drops of water.”
“Coming right up,” the bartender replied.
Once she’d sipped that one, a man on her other side leaned over. “I want to buy you a drink as well.”
The lady smiled sweetly. “How wonderful of you! Bartender, I’ll have another Scotch with two drops of water, please.”
“On its way,” the bartender said.
As he handed her the drink, curiosity got the best of him. “Ma’am, I’ve got to ask—why just two drops of water with your Scotch?”
The old lady chuckled and replied, “Well, darling, after 80 years, I’ve figured out how to handle my liquor. But water? That’s a different story entirely!”
Hope this version gives you a good laugh! Have a wonderful day!
An elderly woman steps into an elevator in a luxurious New York City building. The elevator doors close, and a young, beautiful woman enters, radiating the scent of an expensive perfume.
With an air of arrogance, she turns to the old woman and says, “This is Ralph Lauren’s ‘Romance,’ $150 an ounce.”
Just as the elevator starts moving, another striking young woman steps in, looking just as confident. She glances at the old woman and says, “This is Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce.”
After a few floors, the elderly woman reaches her stop. As the doors open, she turns to the two young women, looks them squarely in the eyes, bends over… and lets out a loud fart.
With a twinkle in her eye, she says, “Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!”
Hope this brought a smile to your face! Have a great day!
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John Simmon
Am a Public health specialists,trained professionals who’s focus is on developing conditions where people can be healthy. I work to make my community as healthy as possible.
