Poor Boy Rich Girl
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter. Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl derisively rejected him and said, “Your monthly...
Monthly Archive: January 2023
Never Underestimate a Woman
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice....
An Old Lady Went Into A Bar In Dallas.
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old woman asked...
A Poorly Dressed Woman Entered A Fancy Restaurant
A poorly dressed woman entered a fancy restaurant. All the customers looked at her with scorn. The woman was wearing a ragged old dress and had a sloppy look. The hostess immediately ran up...
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: ‘To My Dear Wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny is constantly late for school, and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations. The...
97 Year Old Midwife Gets One Last Wish Before Going To Heaven
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter was standing there waiting for her. He said, “Welcome, Elsa....
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out....
Luigi And His Expensive Armani Shoes
Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice everyday. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He wants those shoes...
Little Matty sees his Daddy’s
Little Matty sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Matty finds this so exciting and can barely...